Jul 15, 2009

Best of Dan Quayle Quotes

Everybodies read the dumbest Bush quotes, but back before the days of Geroge W Bush being president, even before the days of Clinton we had George H.W Bush and good 'ol vice president Dan Quayle.

'I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.'

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. "

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe. "

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. "

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. "

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. "

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. "

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. "

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. "
"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year. "

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. "

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world. "

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "

"For NASA, space is still a high priority. "

"Public speaking is very easy. "

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. "

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